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Went down a Guy N. Smith rabbit hole tonight and discovered this delightful website.

http://www.guynsmith.rocks/

Worth checking out.
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:lol:

I was actually thinking about his crabs a couple of days ago.
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He really is the epitome of a man's man. Dude has written about EVERYTHING.

I didn't even know about the Disney stuff.
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Yeah, that's really crazy. I'm curious to read some of his other work just to compare it to the crabs.
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So I was reading this pretty interesting thread on Reddit about what male authors can write female characters great, and which do a bad job. I came across this and busted out laughing:
I recently read two novels from the 80s (Locusts by Guy N. Smith and another one about a possessed tween girl (sorry can't recall name or author it was terrible) and holy shit they were so wild. Like in Locusts his wife is just this annoying bitch thats always crying just because he made her move to a farm in the middle of nowhere and his 'love interest' that he cheats on his wife with is this sexy mental neighbour with permanently hard nips that is always horny, its incredible.
Yeah. Yeah, I can see that reaction if you're not familiar with his work. :lol:

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I'm not sure I see the issue there? Guy is usually fairly accurate when it comes to nipples and horniness.
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He has written erotica, after all. :shrug:
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If chicks don't like it, it just means they're uptight. That's not Guy's problem. He's a class act.
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Only very lightly being reported right now, but if true, fuck. :(

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I think that's #FakeNews. Guy's Wiki page says NOTHING about him being dead:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Guy_N._Smith

And I did a google news search for his name and only found an article from May explaining how he PREDICTED THIS WHOLE DAMN PANDEMIC: https://www.expressandstar.com/entertai ... come-true/

So, that twitter guy has to just be some god damned liar. :mad:
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I too am hoping he's full of shit. :(
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He's totally full of shit. It doesn't even make sense how Guy N Smith would die mysteriously on the eve of Christmas. Sure he did. Because 81 year old men just mysteriously die.
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I really hope so.
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:(

His website confirmed it. He had a fall, had to go to the hospital, and caught the rona at the hospital and died. That's what you get from British health care. Wonderful old men going in to be healed, only to leave in a body bag. No wonder they all practice homeopathy there.

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Well, shit. THANKS, HORRORDAN. :mad:
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