Horror DNA

The elevator in my building is having repairs done on it (right outside my door) and one of the repairmen has the Sanford & Sons theme song as his ringtone. Every time he gets a call I think of AR.

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shiki-jitsu wrote: ↑Sun Dec 13, 2020 1:32 am

Dude, no joke, I watch this every time.

The crowd cheers like when the nerdy girl gets a makeover and is suddenly hot. WHOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAA. I don't know what to make of this.

I absolutely hate Growing Pains. I didn't watch it when it was on, I don't care to watch it now. However, today I was flipping channels and stopped while it was on because...

Dana Plato was guesting as a hot slut who Kirk Cameron wanted to fuck. She dressed just like Madonna in every scene. She wanted Kirk's flower but he wouldn't give it up.

Google it if you don't believe me.

HOLY SHIT, THIS IS SO UNCOMFORTABLE.

You need to find the after part where kirk wonders if he's gay because he didn't give her his flower.

I need to find the whole fucking episode.

Dana Plateau was h-o-t in this.

Yes...yes she was. Found another clip!

Watching that clip, I bet he was legit uncomfortable in that scene. He was clearly attempting to hide his erection.

Not even judging. I would have had one too.

I would've given her my flower

Oh, for sure.

She got hot.

Dressed like Madonna and asking for it? I don't know what Kirk Cameron was thinking.

This morning's Facts of Life had Tootie trying to get laid.

They're living off campus and Mrs. Garret is long gone at this point. Her sister Beverly Ann (Cloris Leachman) is there now. I'm beginning to think the 2 ancient sisters Edna and Beverly are the cult founders.

Tootie's boyfriend wants to get it on. Tootie's like in her late 20's at this point. Tootie's still a virgin, as is her boyfriend. Beverly Ann catches her with a new nighty, which isn't sexy at all. It's like old lady sexy. She thinks it's a gift for Tootie's mom, but Tootie's like, nope I'm finally going to take dick and if this nighty doesn't seal the deal nothing will.

Beverly Ann is really mad and tells her not to, and that her flower is a special thing that disappears if she gives it away. Natalie come in and talks about working on the roadcrew with her friend Snake and how she think Snake wants to take her virginity too. (If you remember, Snake is played by Damone from Fast Times, so you know he wants her flower).

Everybody shies away from Tootie and starts to treat her like an outcast. The big night comes and Tootie tells her boyfriend she wants to keep her flower forever and he needs to GTFO. He leaves all sad. Beverly Ann comes in and says oh Tootie, I'm so proud of you. Tonight you became a woman. And Tootie's like the hell I did, I've still got my flower! And Beverly Ann says, I know, and by standing up for yourself and staying a virgin, you became a real woman tonight.

So, the cult is definitely a Garret thing, I think.