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shiki-jitsu wrote: Thu Feb 25, 2021 6:23 pm
Neon Maniac wrote: Thu Feb 25, 2021 6:18 pm Here's the thing: Bigfoot is easy to find. He's very approachable. But if he doesn't like you, he totally ghosts you. So assholes like these people were ghosted by Bigfoot, probably because they were dicks walking around with toys and stickers of him. Bigfoot doesn't make any money from his likeness, so seeing his likeness all over things makes him angry. So these people will never find Bigfoot
More than ever you are proving that they need to bring you on as the new team leader. You can whip these people into shape, they have clearly lost their way.
Here's the thing: While I appreciate that sentiment, the second I try to expose Bigfoot, that's the second he ghosts me too. He doesn't want publicity. He feels he doesn't need it, and frankly, I agree with him. Right now I can do the special Bigfoot yodel and he'll show up to visit, rescue me, share a fresh fish, whatever. I bring a camera into it, and that yodel will never get answered again. Do you know what it's like to go into the mountains knowing that no matter what I do or what happens, I can yodel and Bigfoot will come save me? It's mother fucking empowering. I can go look for bears and give them all the shit I want, then yodel and he comes and kicks their asses. I'm not going to ruin that.
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I get it, I do. And I wish I could believe you, but you say all this with all sincerity but we have all seen your selfie with him out there.

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I wish that was me!

The thing with all those people trying to find Bigfoot is, they don't really want to find Bigfoot, they just want to fetishize Bigfoot. They want to see if he matches up to all their little toys and get their picture in the paper and be like oooh look at me I am Bigfoot hunter extraordinaire. They want all the candy but you know what? Bigfoot has no candy for people like that. Bigfoot does not reward people trying to exploit him. Bigfoot has nothing but hairy palms for them. As in talk to the hand, bee-itch.

And you know what? Bigfoot doesn't even look like that. He's not nearly as hairy, and he's not as tall. He's just sort of scruffy looking.
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Is Bigfoot a hobo?
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Alien Redrum wrote: Thu Feb 25, 2021 9:55 pm Is Bigfoot a hobo?
Look, I've already said too much.
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:lol:

Well, I got my notebooks now. I guess I'll never see Bigfoot. :(
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Oh, I don't think you would've seen him regardless. :shake:
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That right there is why he never wants his picture taken.
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It's really hard trying to get over the melodrama. Really, really hard. :lol:

Every fucking noise. OMG THAT'S BIGFOOT? WHAT IS THAT?

Every pile of sticks. THIS IS INTENTIONAL. I COULD LIVE UNDER THERE.

JUST FUCKING STOP IT.
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omfg drink when you hear, "THIS COULD CHANGE THE ENTIRE INVISTIGATION!" or "NO ONE'S EVER SEEN THIS."
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The thing about these shows, and why I never watch them, is that they will never find anything. No UFO, no ghost, no Bigfoot. If they did, it would be all over the news, and I'd watch the 2 minute news segment about it. But they don't, so I see squirrels water skiing instead. You know what I mean.
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I did think of you when the guy set out the gifts for Bigfoot. I though, "I bet that's how Neon befriended the big guy."
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