Fucking Munsters

Anything else; TV, music, video games etc.
Post Reply
User avatar
Neon Maniac
Retired Staff
Retired Staff
Posts: 8184
Joined: Tue Oct 21, 2008 5:17 am
Anti-Spam Question: No
Location: Out making America great again
Has thanked: 356 times
Been thanked: 163 times

Fucking Munsters

Post by Neon Maniac »

So, if you're familiar with the original Munsters, you'll remember that it's 4 monsters living together somehow as a family, and they have their normal niece Marilyn with them. An ongoing joke of the show is that people get frightened when they see the Munsters because they're so hideous. But the Munsters don't think they're ugly, they think they're the normal ones. And one of the other running jokes is that they think their attractive niece Marilyn is actually ugly.

Or, that's what they want you to believe.

I just sat down on the couch and the Munsters were on the TV so I left it on for noise. I just saw the end of it, but Grandpa and Herman were mixed up in some beauty pageant, and they were all over those girls. So obviously they know Marilyn is attractive. Which means there's no running joke. The Munsters are just assholes.

Don't believe me? Dig deeper.

Ever wonder why there was no adult wolfman on it? I mean, Dracula and Frankenstein's Monster are there. They've had the Invisible Man on the show. But the only wolfman is Eddy, a child. Every wonder how a Frankenstein's Monster and Dracula's Daughter make wolfman babies?

A lot of people will say, Well obviously Wolfman knocked up Lily and he split. Or maybe even Herman killed him.

Nope.

What if I were to tell you that Dr. Frankenstein and Grandpa Drac killed the Wolfman, and used some of his parts to make Herman? What if I were to tell you one of those parts was Wolfman's genitalia? So of course Herman would be passing on Wolfman's sperm and thus his genes.

#DontBelieveTheLie
:facts:

Because AR doesn't take my posts seriously

Online
User avatar
Alien Redrum
The Piers Morgan of Horror DNA
The Piers Morgan of Horror DNA
Posts: 8979
Joined: Mon Oct 20, 2008 9:36 am
Anti-Spam Question: No
Location: Somewhere trying to cancel you.
Has thanked: 190 times
Been thanked: 209 times
Contact:

Re: Fucking Munsters

Post by Alien Redrum »

:lol:

Image
Sorry, no, the less that TV companies plough into reality bullshit, the better. - Follow Horror DNA on Twitter.

Letterboxd - Horror DNA 2020 Halloween Horror Movie Challenge

Online
User avatar
Alien Redrum
The Piers Morgan of Horror DNA
The Piers Morgan of Horror DNA
Posts: 8979
Joined: Mon Oct 20, 2008 9:36 am
Anti-Spam Question: No
Location: Somewhere trying to cancel you.
Has thanked: 190 times
Been thanked: 209 times
Contact:

Re: Fucking Munsters

Post by Alien Redrum »

Also, I hate the Munsters and barely tolerate The Addams Family. But I'll read your breakdowns. :lol:
Sorry, no, the less that TV companies plough into reality bullshit, the better. - Follow Horror DNA on Twitter.

Letterboxd - Horror DNA 2020 Halloween Horror Movie Challenge

User avatar
Neon Maniac
Retired Staff
Retired Staff
Posts: 8184
Joined: Tue Oct 21, 2008 5:17 am
Anti-Spam Question: No
Location: Out making America great again
Has thanked: 356 times
Been thanked: 163 times

Re: Fucking Munsters

Post by Neon Maniac »

No, that's it for break downs. I hate them too. I just left them on because I knew there was nothing else on. :lol:
:facts:

Because AR doesn't take my posts seriously

Post Reply