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Neon Maniac wrote: Thu May 30, 2019 1:13 am Oh, and DJ, this show 100% accurately demonstrates the typical American high school experience.
It’s like I am watching home movies of my high school days.
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shiki-jitsu wrote: Thu May 30, 2019 4:43 am
Neon Maniac wrote: Thu May 30, 2019 1:13 am Oh, and DJ, this show 100% accurately demonstrates the typical American high school experience.
It’s like I am watching home movies of my high school days.
I know, right? It's crazy!

So this season they're supposed to be juniors, which means these are 16-17 year olds. I can almost buy it, but then I think this is S3. So the first season they were supposed to be 14-15. :lol:

I think they're trapped in some Twilight Vampire School where they never age and it's always the junior year of high school.
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Ep 9 maybe? Let's say 10 in case.
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Mr. Cooper as Hannibal Lecter is figuratively and puntastically killing me. Betty as Clarice. :lol: Oh, I never imagined this would be where Archie and the gang ended up.
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Ep11?
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hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

Jughead just became Martin Sheen and is in Apocalypse Now. He just went after Kurtz. :lol: Archie's now doing Raging Bull. JFC. This show doesn't quit.
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Best line ever, "What is this High School, or a Roger Corman movie?"
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Neon Maniac wrote: Thu May 30, 2019 12:23 pm Best line ever, "What is this High School, or a Roger Corman movie?"
I had zero interest in this series until I read that. :lol:
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OMG there's a musical episode.
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You haven't lived until you've seen a Toni Topaz vs. Cheryl Blossom dance off.
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OMG it turns out it's just all about Betty Cooper again this season. :lol: She reminds me a lot of Jan Brady for some reason. She's so persecuted by everyone and everything it's awesome. And now we know she's got the 'serial killer gene' :lol:
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Season Finale
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Wow. The season finale was amazeballs. Holy shit. It really started out in the vein of, "well that escalated quickly". And talk about drawing room exposition! But I think that was just one of many homages to be found in this episode. I like how they even include the Erlking and the Wild Hunt in it.

It couldn't have been more melodramatic or over the top if it tried. Simply put, bravo.
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Season 4 is now streaming on Netflix. This season is even better than the last. A Hardy Boys take off mystery, and crazy corpse loving Cheryl Blossom.
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I watched probably the first half of this season but fell off it for a while. I need to catch up now
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Oh, and don't forget the Charles Dickens inspired story about the kids dealing drugs in the arcade. :lol:

I feel like every season can of this show is like a rundown from Stefon. You get everything. Cholos, puppets doing karate, midgets, schizos, kite enthusiasts, and Blingo, Black Ringo.

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OMG now they're doing their version of Dream Warrior.

And there was a writer called Charles Chickens :lol:

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Hey AR, do you have any kindle deals for Charles Chickens?

Yeah, that's what I thought.

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