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Kolchak rules. I wish they'd done like 9 more seasons of it.
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I want a season where Kolchak is the editor, and he makes the old lady Emily and that elitist prick Ron go out and do all the work for once. I'd like to see them investigate and Incan voodoo plot. Yeah right!
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I want a season where he investigates other TV shows. Like all the weird shit on the Six Million Dollar Man that Steve Austin causes. Kolchak's investigating the story about a guy who threw a car at a UFO. That would be a double episode. And maybe he gets involved with Bill Bixby as the Magician. And this idea is so popular they team up again when he becomes the Incredible Hulk.
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I want a season where he is on the lam for some reason, and the entire season plays out as him telling this epic story about how he got to where he is now. How does it end? That's for you to decide! ;)
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And here's how I want these to go:

Kolchak is a 90 minute show that runs every third week. Why does it only show every third week? Because that way it can be on the air year round.
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And I want shows where he visits other shows. Like maybe the gals from Alice help him solve a case, and he kisses Flo's grits.
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Or, an episode where he drinks mushroom tea and talks to himself on the internet intermittently fior two and a half hours.
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They did that episode. It was pretty good and had a smog monster at the end.
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Neon Maniac wrote: Sun Mar 28, 2021 4:00 am I want a season where he investigates other TV shows. Like all the weird shit on the Six Million Dollar Man that Steve Austin causes. Kolchak's investigating the story about a guy who threw a car at a UFO. That would be a double episode. And maybe he gets involved with Bill Bixby as the Magician. And this idea is so popular they team up again when he becomes the Incredible Hulk.
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Gramps wrote: Sun Mar 28, 2021 12:40 pm Or, an episode where he drinks mushroom tea and talks to himself on the internet intermittently fior two and a half hours.
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Neon Maniac wrote: Sun Mar 28, 2021 4:42 pm They did that episode. It was pretty good and had a smog monster at the end.
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Oh! Fuck, it's so weird you posted this thread. Yesterday, before you posted this, I was going to post how fucking excited I'm in for the new Blu-ray coming out.
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Yes, take my thread full of good ideas and make it all about you.

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I was really hoping that no one would post in this and just let it be pages of Neon talking to himself. :umm:
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shiki-jitsu wrote: Mon Mar 29, 2021 3:51 pm I was really hoping that no one would post in this and just let it be pages of Neon talking to himself. :umm:
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Upcoming Blu-ray specs for the series:
Brand New 2K Masters for All 20 Episodes

NEW Interview with David Chase, the Creator of The Sopranos and Co-Writer of Eight Kolchak: The Night Stalker Episodes

NEW Interview with Dana Gould, the Creator of Stan Against Evil

NEW Booklet Essay by Mark Dawidziak, the Author of The Night Stalker Companion and Kolchak Novel, Grave Secrets

21 NEW Audio Commentaries for All 20 Episodes by Mark Dawidziak, Author/Historian David J. Schow, Novelist/Critic Kim Newman, Writer/Journalist Barry Forshaw, Film Historian Tim Lucas, Filmmaker/Film Historian Constantine Nasr, Screenwriter/Producer Rodney Barnes, Film Historian/Screenwriter Gary Gerani, Film Historian/Screenwriter Steve Haberman, Film Historian/Author Amanda Reyes, Filmmaker/Historian Steve Mitchell, Screenwriter/Producer Cyrus Voris, Filmmaker/Historian Michael Schlesinger, and Mike White and Chris Stachiw of The Kolchak Tapes Podcast

14 Original TV Spots (Newly Remastered in 2K)

Newly Commissioned Art by Mark Maddox

Optional English Subtitles
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Meh. Without any actual cast all those extras are... meh. Do I really care about what Dana Gould, unfunny failed comedian, has to say about Kolchak? I barely could take his sorry ass when he was on other failed unfunny comedian Paul Provenza's "talk show" everyday back when it was on HA! (pre-Comedy Central).

It's a bunch of people who think they're cool talking about a show they believe they have a special connection to, that I'm betting they haven't seen in 30 years. :toot:
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