Lost Boys

[Neon Maniac]

You know, those 'bad' vampire guys really just were too trusting and had too big of hearts. They know Michael for only a couple of hours, but they want to spend the rest of eternity with him as their brother. Of course Michael and his shit little brother betray all of that, and maybe the vampires deserved it because they were too trusting, but the bad guys here are Michael, his shit little brother, and the shit little friends. All the rest is bullshit.

[Neon Maniac]

And I really hate the shit little brother. He's such a priss. Grandpa says he's taking something over to the widow Johnson. Michael responds, what did you stuff for her, Mr. Johnson? And shit little brother jumps in and says, that's not funny Michael!

You know what?

It was goddammed funny. It's one of my favorite parts of the movie for a lot of reasons, but mainly because it is funny. Not to prissy little shit brother though. He'll have none of that. Because he's a goddammed priss.

[shiki-jitsu]

I can't argue with any of this.

[Alien Redrum]

I was never a fan of the brother or his stupid posters.

[Neon Maniac]

I can't argue with any of this.

Because it's true. The vampires weren't trying to kill anybody. They say multiple times that they just wanted everybody to join them. How accepting and open is that? That's big hearted. Instead of just saying no like they could've, the whole family kills the vampires. WTF?

So I invite you over for a bbq, and instead of just politely saying no, you murder me? Because that's about what happened here. And the family got away with it because we value human life over vampire unlife.

[Neon Maniac]

I was never a fan of the brother or his stupid posters.

Oh baloney. If we hadn't lost everything when the board died I'd link to the thread where you say how much you love his Rob Lowe posters and how you used to dress like him too because he was your idol.

[shiki-jitsu]

When we shared a room at Horrorfind AR would take a bath every night and sing the same “i ain’t got a man” song that Corey sang in the movie. It was so embarrassing.

[Alien Redrum]

shhhhhhhhhhhhhh

[Neon Maniac]

I believe it. I bet he had the bubble bath soap on his head and sang into his backbrush too. I don't know how you dealt with it. If I'd been in that movie, we'd all have become vampires and left the shit little brother at home with Grandpa.

[Mistress0fTheDamned]

I loved The Lost Boys

[Alien Redrum]

I forgot about this thread.

So I invite you over for a bbq, and instead of just politely saying no, you murder me? Because that's about what happened here. And the family got away with it because we value human life over vampire unlife.