Horror DNA

First, let me start with if you don't have Pluto installed on your Roku, fix that. I LOVE this service. Basically it's like having generic cable TV. It has a ton of channels and the best part is it has some REALLY cool channels like MST3K, Unsolved Mysteries, Cold Case Files, and a slew of others. If you cut the cable, this is a solid add on because it even has CNN-lite.

Anyway, I was flipping through the channels on lunch today (I have the app installed on my Fire) and fuck if I didn't get stuck on the Dog the Bounty Hunter channel. It's like I hate watch shows.

I hate him. I remember we had a great thread on why he's such a jackass but now I can't find it. Which sucks because I remember Neon going off about how Dog isn't allowed in his state anymore.

I'm fairly confident this would never happen, BUT, if I was ever a fugitive in Hawaii and Dog caught me, I would just start spitting nonsense so he couldn't play to the fucking camera and try to pray with me and get me on the right path or whatever else bullshit he lays out to every unfortunate soul he captures. He's so fucking annoying.

To make it worse, half of his fucking crew plays to the camera too. HOLY SHIT YOU DON' TLOOK LIKE A BADASS PUTTING A LITTLE CAN OF MACE IN A HOLDER AND YOU NEVER WILL JUST FUCKING STOP IT.

Ugh.

And I think they all go to the Stupid Barber for their Stupid Haircuts.

It's like if the loss prevention team at Walmart had a fucking reality show.

lol you <3 Dog The Bounty Hunter.

Fuck I hate them.

If Dog showed up at your house and said, "AR, we need you. Come with me to Hawaii and we'll make you the bounty hunter you always knew you were." You'd be all over it. You'd grow the hair, buy the heavy leather duster, which nobody in HI would ever wear, and a bunch of black gloves. You'd love it.

I would 100% watch a show about the loss prevention team at Walmart, but I will never watch Dog.

shiki-jitsu wrote: ↑Tue Sep 10, 2019 5:47 am I would 100% watch a show about the loss prevention team at Walmart, but I will never watch Dog.

I would get cable and 100% watch a show where AR was a bounty hunter with Dog.

OMG, I would totally be on a show with Dog. I would annoy him so much.

Alien Redrum wrote: ↑Tue Sep 10, 2019 3:22 pm OMG, I would totally be on a show with Dog. I would annoy him so much.

You would totally end up being the smart guy. They'd call you College and roll their eyes when you got your thermos filled with tea.

They'll definitely frown on my lack of a shitty white trash haircut and hillbilly Oakleys.

Alien Redrum wrote: ↑Tue Sep 10, 2019 7:08 pm They'll definitely frown on my lack of a shitty white trash haircut and hillbilly Oakleys.

See, I thought those would be the aspects you'd embrace. It would show them that even though you're a College Boy, you still fit in with them.

https://www.foxnews.com/entertainment/d ... -emergency



He's going to be with Beth soon.

https://ew.com/tv/2019/09/16/duane-chap ... man-death/

It's so sad... he's going to die of a broken heart

I think this is fake. He's looking for attention.