Horror DNA

I'm fairly sure my hell would be me stuck in a car with Dog as he drops motivation and knowledge on me while his wife drives wearing her dumb gloves with the fingers cut out so her dumb 3-inch nails have room to breathe.

And why are they in Colorado? I thought they banned his dumbass before he even went to Hawaii.

Beth just told this young kid next time he might not be lucky and it won't be Dog and Beth capturing him and Dog and her always say this dumb shit. WHERE IS THE OUTTAKE OF SOMEONE SAYING, "BITCH, GOOD!"

Duane Lee is the only normal one.

I just don't see how you can even watch these.

I hate to say this but I think I know this. I think the guy who taught him to be a bounty hunter or something like that, lives in Colorado and has a business there. So when he's in Colorado he's actually operating under that guy's license as an employee.

I hate myself for knowing that and I think that was on one of the three episodes I ever saw.

That makes sense then.

And man, I can't stop. I hate watch these at lunch.

LOL White Trash drama.

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I believe all that. From her trying to steal mourning Dog to Dog having an alcoholic daughter who just spreads shit all over the place. It fits the demographic, as they say.

You know what? Dog is a fucking pussy. I can't believe it took this long for me to notice what a pussy ass bitch he is. When they go and get a bad guy, especially someone whose charges were of a violent nature, this bitch always sends his team in first, and then him or his titties-hanging-out wife will put the cuffs on them. He's like that pussy ass FBI director who made the agents capture Dillenger, then he stepped in for the photo op.

I watched them throw down a little 5' stripper on one episode. One of the stupid ponytail assholes (not Lealand, the other one) just threw this girl to the ground for no reason. She wasn't even being violent.

These are bullies who play to the camera, plain and simple. Fucking asshole pussy bitches with their stupid titties, stupid 3-inch fingernails, stupid winter gloves used for driving, stupid paintball guns, stupid shirts that only button up to the bellybutton, and stupid fucking motivational speeches exactly no one wants to fucking hear. Fucking idiots.

Not I'm going to see if there are any videos of them getting beat up because fuck these assholes.

Fucking PUSSIES.

I want to see this fucking episode.

I'm glad you finally realized all this. Yes, he indeed is King Pussy of Mangina Mountain. Beth swings her titties proudly, while he hides his behind clothes best worn when you're snapping into a slim jim.

He is no Macho Man, sir.

Exactly.

Macho Man now is still tougher than him.

Oh..oh damn.