Horror DNA

I'm going to send you a check for $50,000,000. You deserve it. Maybe Shiki will send you some of his Trump Loot too.

Neon Maniac wrote: ↑Fri Oct 02, 2020 6:24 am This Thread is broken. AR is quoting himself and there is no like button.

Something to do with the way AR created the thread. He breaks everything. I spend my life fixing things he breaks, it's like having a goddamn toddler. I know how Trump's aides feel now.

OH, FUCK YOU.

Thanks for fixing it, Horror DAN! Next year I'll try and get the thread started so AR doesn't break the forum again.

Imagine how fucked this site would be if we didn't have a Horror Dan to save us from AR?

And fuck no. I keep all my Trump Bucks! And somehow its all tax free.

4th October - I See You [2019] Netflix - Interesting one that starts out like a standard spooky house movie with a bunch of weird things happening, then right in the middle it resets and repeats from a different perspective. I found Helen Hunt's weirdly over-plastic-surgeried face distracting in every scene she was in.

Oh my god yes! it was like her face was melting the whole time. Very weird.

Did not like the movie overall her face had little to do with that though.

FUCK. ALL. OF. YOU.

I'm not keeping track of the movies I watch, but I'm watching a lot of movies. I watch more movies than anyone and all the movies are the greatest movies ever. They're the best movies. I watch them all the time. I now more about these movies than anyone, I went to the real class on them, not the book class. That's the way to know these movies. There's a lot of very fine movies in my list.

6th October - Slaughterhouse Rulez



Simon Pegg and Nick Frost (although not so much of the latter) in a comedy creature feature where fracking at a posh private school unleashes a horde of subterranean creatures. Definitely a film of two halves, with the lead up being entirely devoid of anything approaching horror until the creatures escape and wreak bloody havoc.

This is ridiculous.

LOL, the cast in this dumb bigfoot movie is ridiculous.

Absentia. Mike Flanagan really should be a household name in horror. Dude is fanfuckingtastic.

5th October - Inbred [2011] Amazon Prime - Who doesn't love an inbred redneck horror movie? This one set in the Yorkshire Dales, so your actual British inbred rednecks where strong accents and bad teeth are in good supply. (/TGM) Bonus points for a man pumped full of cow shit until he explodes.

Books of Blood on Hulu. Moments of greatness hampered by a too-long movie and a lot of waiting around.

I almost watched this last night, but skipped it for the time being. Will watch at some point this month.