The AWESOME Munsters
Posted: Sun Apr 25, 2021 11:48 pm
So, if you're familiar with the original Munsters, you'll remember that it's 4 monsters living together somehow as a family, and they have their normal niece Marilyn with them. An ongoing joke of the show is that people get frightened when they see the Munsters because they're so hideous. But the Munsters don't think they're ugly, they think they're the normal ones. And one of the other running jokes is that they think their attractive niece Marilyn is actually ugly.
Or, that's what they want you to believe.
I just sat down on the couch and the Munsters were on the TV so I left it on for noise. I just saw the end of it, but Grandpa and Herman were mixed up in some beauty pageant, and they were all over those girls. So obviously they know Marilyn is attractive. Which means there's no running joke. The Munsters are just assholes.
Don't believe me? Dig deeper.
Ever wonder why there was no adult wolfman on it? I mean, Dracula and Frankenstein's Monster are there. They've had the Invisible Man on the show. But the only wolfman is Eddy, a child. Every wonder how a Frankenstein's Monster and Dracula's Daughter make wolfman babies?
A lot of people will say, Well obviously Wolfman knocked up Lily and he split. Or maybe even Herman killed him.
Nope.
What if I were to tell you that Dr. Frankenstein and Grandpa Drac killed the Wolfman, and used some of his parts to make Herman? What if I were to tell you one of those parts was Wolfman's genitalia? So of course Herman would be passing on Wolfman's sperm and thus his genes.
#DontBelieveTheLie
Or, that's what they want you to believe.
I just sat down on the couch and the Munsters were on the TV so I left it on for noise. I just saw the end of it, but Grandpa and Herman were mixed up in some beauty pageant, and they were all over those girls. So obviously they know Marilyn is attractive. Which means there's no running joke. The Munsters are just assholes.
Don't believe me? Dig deeper.
Ever wonder why there was no adult wolfman on it? I mean, Dracula and Frankenstein's Monster are there. They've had the Invisible Man on the show. But the only wolfman is Eddy, a child. Every wonder how a Frankenstein's Monster and Dracula's Daughter make wolfman babies?
A lot of people will say, Well obviously Wolfman knocked up Lily and he split. Or maybe even Herman killed him.
Nope.
What if I were to tell you that Dr. Frankenstein and Grandpa Drac killed the Wolfman, and used some of his parts to make Herman? What if I were to tell you one of those parts was Wolfman's genitalia? So of course Herman would be passing on Wolfman's sperm and thus his genes.
#DontBelieveTheLie