Greg has a long ride to Hellminton and the Dennys was closed when he got there. Truly hell on earth.

Greg has seen the Ghost Light, and he has been saved.

Greg hears lots of stories about Scary Stories.

The Tattooist leaves nothing permenant with the audence. 

Greg can't stay silent about Silencio.

Greg got occupied with Occupation, which went better than when he was perdited with Road to Perdition.

Greg had an Accident, and not like that time in gym class...

Greg's not sure what he just read, but he knows he liked it.

Greg returns after entering the Rift.

Greg sheds some light on The Dark Tapes.

Hank Boyd is Dead, but this movie is anything but.

Greg loved this movie so much, he swam out to international waters to marry it.

If you'd like a scarier creature feature, leave this one be and catch some Jersey Shorereruns.

Greg would have rather been excluded from this All Girls Weekend.

Greg gets sent away for summer camp, and it's as glorious as he hoped it would be.

Greg formed an unconventional marriage with Betrothed.

The Hoarder is not quite as disturbing as an episode of Hoarders. 

Greg experienced missing time while watching Strange Septembers.

Greg got winded while watching The Jogger.

Greg can't stay quiet after watching Silent Retreat.